If you could only see the beast you’ve made of me
I was nominated for the ice bucket challenge; screw that.
learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.
Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue
this bag of spaghetti is the same weight as a newborn child
i intend to eat it all
I did a thing…
you did a beautiful thing
you did a perfect thing
IT FITS PERFECTLY.
gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*